You Splash Me and I’ll Splash You

A popular song from 1907.
Words by Arthur J. Lamb.
Music by Alfred Solman.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Percy walking on the beach
    Met a girl who was a peach
    He said, “Why, how de do?”
    She said, “The same to you, my name is Lou”
    Thought she did not care to talk
    Would not even take a walk
    Said, “Perhaps you’ll think me rash
    When I say I love to splash”

Refrain
“Won’t you come and splash me, splash me
In the ocean blue?
This is not the place to mash me, mash me
But we oughtter get into the water”
Then when Percy said, “Oh, Lou
Is that the thing to do?”
She said, “Come along and splash me
And I’ll splash you”

  1. In the water full of vim
    He splashed her and she splashed him
    And when a breaker came
    He’d splash some other girl, ’twas all the same
    So, each day in ocean blue
    Percy tells his love to Lou
    Does not have to spend much cash
    All that Lulu wants is “Splash”

Sung here by Vancha March: