The Amorous Goldfish

From the 1896 Japanese musical “The Geisha”
words by Harry Greenbank
music by Sidney Jones


The sheet music:


Accompaniment from gsarchive.net:


Lyrics

  1. A goldfish swam in a big glass bowl
    As dear little goldfish do
    But she loved with the whole of her heart and soul
    An officer brave from the ocean wave
    And she thought that he loved her, too
    Her small inside he daily fed
    With crumbs of the best digestive bread
    “This kind attention proves,” said she
    “How exceedingly fond he is of me”
    And she thought, “It’s fit-fit-fitter
    He should love my glit-glit-glitter
    Than his heart give away to the butterflies gay
    Or the birds that twit-twit-twitter”
  2. She flashed her frock in the sunshine bright
    That officer brave to charm
    And he vowed she was quite a delightful sight
    So her spirits were gay, till he came one day
    With a girl on his stalwart arm
    In whispers low they talked of love
    He begged for a rose and a worn-out glove
    But when they kissed a fond goodbye
    The poor little goldfish longed to die
    And she sobb’d, “It’s bit-bit-bitter
    He should love this crit-crit-critter
    When I thought he would wish for a nice little fish
    With a frock all glit-glit-glitter”
  3. That charming girl for a time upset
    The officer brave and gay
    And his sad little pet he contrived to forget
    For with never a crumb did he chance to come
    So the goldfish pined away
    Until at last some careless soul
    With a smash knocked over the big glass bowl
    And there on the carpet, dead and cold
    Lay the poor little fish in her frock of gold
    But her fate so bit-bit-bitter
    Is a story fit-fit-fitter
    For a sad little sigh and a tear in the eye
    Than a thoughtless tit-tit-titter

Sung here by Fred Feild: