A topical review from the year 1918.
Words and music by Fred C. Stoutenburg.
The sheet music:
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:
Lyrics
1. There’s a German in Europe who thinks might is right
Had an army and navy all ready to fight
Wanted the world to know he would do so and so
Never once tho’t of his terrible plight
Started a fuss with a neighboring friend
Started a fuss that will have a real end
Says, “I’m the war lord listen to me
I am the man to rule both land and sea”
Chorus
After the war is over
Where will the Kaiser go?
There’ll be no room for him above
And no place down below
The Sultan and the Czar are harmless
We may forgive Francis Joe
But when this great big fuss is over
Where will the Kaiser go?
2. How he roped in his brothers to wipe out his friends
How he buffalo’d those rulers to further his ends
Now they are crying quits and he must use his wits
Trying to save self he’ll make big amends
It won’t be long ere the Kaiser will see
Uncle Sam’s boys right in old Germany
Uncle may stay there one year or so
Then for the love of Mike where can Bill go?
Sung here by Fred Feild: