Which Hazel?

A novelty fox trot song from 1921
Words and music by Abner Silver and Ned Norworth.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. I love two girls named Hazel
    Yes, Hazel is the name
    One is mild, the other wild
    But they get there just the same
    They both love me, you see
    But one thing puzzles me

Chorus
Which Hazel, which Hazel
Which Hazel shall it be?
Which Hazel, which Hazel
Is all that worries me
I love them, I love them
I’m going off my nut
For they’ve got something I declare
No other girls have got
Which Hazel, which Hazel
My brain is in a whirl
Which Hazel shall turn out to be the girl?
Oh! Take the key and lock me up
I’m as crazy as a “Pup”
I win the “Paper loving cup”
For I don’t know which Hazel

  1. The guy who wrote “Which Hazel”
    Is in a padded cell
    Both his girls are married now
    And both have married well
    He has their photographs
    He looks at them and laughs

Chorus
Which Hazel, which Hazel
Which Hazel shall I choose?
Which Hazel, which Hazel
Oh boy, I’ve got the blues
One’s homely but wealthy
The other’s poor but swell
One’s an American
And the other lives in New Rochelle
Which Hazel, which Hazel
My brain is in a whirl
Which Hazel shall turn out to be the girl?
There’s Hazel eyes and Hazel nut
I love them and they love me
But to tell the truth I’m in a rut
I think I’ll marry Christmas

Chorus
Which Hazel, which Hazel
Which Hazel shall I choose?
Which Hazel, which Hazel
Oh boy, I’ve got the blues
One’s homely but wealthy
The other’s poor but swell
One’s an American
And the other lives in New Rochelle
Which Hazel, which Hazel
My brain is in a whirl
Which Hazel shall turn out to be the girl?
They went swimming one fine day
Oh! Where they didn’t have to pay
The wind blew all their clothes away
You cannot fool a horse fly


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: