Loud Speakin’ Papa

. . . You’d better speak easy to me
A popular song from 1925.
Words by Jack Yellen.
Music by Lew Pollack.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment from a player piano roll:


Lyrics

  1. Lucy Lee from Tennessee
    Went and bought a radio set
    She also had as a household pet
    The loudest speakin’ Papa I’ve heard yet
    He talked tough, acted rough
    And he strutted terribly proud
    He’d rave and shout out loud
    He always sounded like a crowd
    One night he bawled her out about her radio
    That made Miss Lucy angry
    And she told him so, she said:

Chorus
Loud speakin’ Papa
You’d better speak easy to me
Some day you’ll shout and then no doubt
I’m gonna turn your dial and tune you out
I don’t have to listen to your noise and din
There’s plenty other stations I can tune right in
So, loud speakin’ Papa
You’d better speak easy to me (Sh Sh)
You’d better speak easy to me

Patter
You’re list’nin’ now to Station W- I-F-E
You Mamma is announcin’, listen carefully
If you get Mamma angry, sure as you are born
I’m gonna twist your aerial and bust your horn
I don’t like what you’re broadcastin’ any how
Your program’s gettin’ stale, it’s full of static now
You know your Mamma’s got an awful pow’rful set
And there ain’t nothin’ nowhere that I can’t get

I’ve got a strong suspicion that you will not last
You’re wearin’ out your storage batt’ries mighty fast
So, loud speakin’ Papa
You’d better speak easy to me (Pipe down Sailor)
You’d better speak easy to me

  1. Don’t you think, you hunk o’ ink
    You can come and shout in my ear
    You may be dragged out of here my dear
    Behind a band of music you won’t hear
    Had enough of your bluff
    Take my tip and muffle that sound
    Or else you might be found
    Just six feet underneath the ground
    I know that you’re surprised to hear me talk this way
    But Daddy, I mean ev’ry word of what I say, Listen

Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Video by Vancha March: