Ma, He’s Making Eyes At Me

A novelty song used in vaudeville, 1921.
words by Sidney Clare
music by Con Conrad

Imagine this as exaggerated comedy by someone like Carol Burnett. Really emphasize the “Ma” and the “marry me!”


The sheet music:


Accompaniment track:


Lyrics

  1. Little Lilly was oh! so silly and shy
    And all the fellows knew, she wouldn’t bill and coo
    Every single night some smart fellow would try
    To cuddle up to her, but she would cry

Chorus:
Ma he’s making eyes at me, Ma he’s awful nice to me
Ma he’s almost breaking my heart
I’m beside him, mercy let his conscience guide him
Ma he wants to marry me, be my honey bee
Every minute he gets bolder, now he’s leaning on my shoulder
Ma he’s kissing me

  1. Lilly was so good, everybody could tell
    You’d never see her roam, she’d always stay at home
    All the neighbors knew little Lilly too well
    For when the boys would call, they’d hear her yell

Chorus:
Ma he’s making eyes at me, Ma he’s awful nice to me
Ma he’s almost breaking my heart
If you peek in, can’t you see I’m goin’ to weaken?
Ma he wants to marry me, be my honey bee
Ma, I’m meeting with resistance, I shall holler for assistance
Ma he’s kissing me


Sung here by Fred Feild: