The Tale of a Shirt

A popular song from 1904
Words by W. W. Brackett
Music by Lottie L. Meda


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. There was a man, his name was Burke
    He was a friend of mine
    He had four lovely bright red shirts
    That hung on his clothesline
    Not satisfied with all his wealth
    What do you think Burke did
    He took a trip to Butchertown
    Bought a goat just for a kid
    He tied him up in his back yard
    Where the shirts were hung in line
    The goat got loose and ate them all
    Just as the clock struck nine
    This mademy friend Burke good and mad
    To kill him then he swore
    So he tied the goat to a railroad track
    Satisfied he’d be no more

Chorus
Say au revoir, but not goodbye
This goat was wise, and too smart to die
He struggled and tugged with might and main
Coughed up a red shirt and flagged the train

  1. Now when Burke saw the goat’s cute trick
    He quick said, “I’ll forgive
    I’ll take that goat right home again
    For he deserves to live”
    Burke had a silk umbrella
    ‘Twas the apple of his eye
    This goat thought it was good to eat
    So he ate it on the sly
    Burke found it out and swore again
    It was time to make him stop
    Says he, “I’ll take him to some place
    Where I have got the drop”
    So, he pushed him off the Call Cafe
    ‘Twas eighteen stories high
    Then left the place with smiling face
    Says, “This time it is goodbye”

Chorus
Say au revoir, but not goodbye
This goat was wise, though he could not fly
He gave one cry, it was a beaut
Coughed up the umbrella, made a parachute

  1. Once more to dear old home, sweet home
    Burke took this goat again
    Two times he’d tried to kill the beast
    His efforts were in vain
    He ate the paint from Burke’s front door
    From his bed he drank the spring
    And ate Burke out of house and home
    He did not have a thing
    Burke fed him tons of paris green
    Six sticks of dynamite
    He threw him in the ocean deep
    But goat returned all right
    The fatal day at last came round
    Though that goat new a lot
    He wandered out on Market street
    And looked into the slot

Chorus
Say au revoir, this time goodbye
His time was up, he was doomed to die
The gripman yelled, and rang the bell
Car hit the poor goat, not he’s in —-


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: