The Traveller And The Pie

From the 1902 musical “The Wizard of Oz”.
Words by L. Frank Baum.
Music by Paul Tietjens.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment:


Lyrics

  1. One day a weary traveller
    Walked down a village street
    Did he? I think he did
    He thought he’d stop and ask
    A lady for a bite to eat
    Did he? I think he did
    He knocked upon a door
    And said in accents so polite
    “I’m very hungry and I hope
    You’ll let me have a bite”
    “Oh, you shall have my pie”
    The young wife answered with delight
    Did she? I think she did

Chorus
Oh, the weary hungry traveller
The hungry, luckless traveller
He took one little bite
And next minute took to flight
Oh, the weary, luckless, hungry traveller


  1. He walked into a restaurant
    And ordered quite a spread
    Did he? I think he did
    The waiter brought the bill to him
    Before the man was fed
    Did he? I think he did
    He rapped upon the table
    And exclaimed, “See here, mine host
    I’m hungry, and of course
    I’d like a ourse of quail-on-taost
    The landlord didn’t quail
    But he gave his guest a roast
    Did he? I think he did

Chorus
Oh, the shattered, tattered traveller
The tattered, battered traveller
Of such an awful roast
No hungry man could boast
Oh, the shattered, battered, tattered traveller

  1. He asked a girl to marry him
    She said it couldn’t be
    Did she? I think she did
    She said to work for more than one
    With her did not agree
    Did she? I think she did
    She said she’d be his sister
    But he didn’t like the joke
    Although he kicked like any steer
    She wouldn’t take the yoke
    He swore his heart would break
    And she suspected he was broke
    Did she? I think she did

Chorus
Oh, the loving, yearning traveller
The yearning, burning traveller
His heart was sadly flayed
By the cruel little jade
Oh, the tender, loving, yearning traveller


Sung here by Vancha March: