Settle Down in a One-Horse Town

From the 1914 musical “Watch Your Step”
words and music by Irving Berlin


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. I’m getting tired of the glare and light
    I’ve had enough of staying out at night
    There’s nothing in it, honey, honor bright
    I’m through, all through
    A little cottage in a One-Horse Town
    That’s where I’d like to go and settle down
    I’d be as proud as if I wore a crown
    If I had you

Chorus
Come, let’s settle down
In some small country town
Away from all this care and strife
Far, far away from Cabaret
We’ll stay among the Jays
And live the quiet simple life
And from the time the rooster calls
I’ll wear my overalls
And you’ll wear a simple gingham gown
So, if you’re strong for a shower of rice
We could make a Paradise
Out of a One-Horse Town

  1. I love the city with its buildings tall
    I love apartments with a great big hall
    The place you speak of would be much too small
    For me, sweetheart
    I’d rather live upon Fifth Avenue
    The simple life for me would never do
    I really couldn’t go away with you
    When do we start?

Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: