Reuben and Rachel

A 1871 popular song.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by Benjamin R. Tubb:


Lyrics

  1. (Rachel) Reuben, I have long been thinking
    What a good world this might be
    If the men were all transported
    Far beyond the Northern Sea
    (Reuben) Rachel, I have been long been thinking
    What a fine world this might be
    If we had some more young ladies
    On this side the Northern Sea

Chorus:
(Reuben) Too ral loo ral loo
(Rachel) Too ral loo ral
(Reuben) Too ral loo ral loo
(Rachel) Too ral lee
(Both simultaneous!)
(Rachel) If the men were all transported
Far beyond the Northern Sea
(Reuben) If we had some more young ladies
On this side the Northern Sea

  1. (Rachel) Reuben, I’m a poor lone woman
    No one seems to care for me
    I wish the men were all transported
    Far beyond the Northern Sea
    (Reuben) I’m a man without a victim
    Soon I think there’s one will be
    If the men are not transported
    Far beyond the Northern Sea
  2. (Rachel) Reuben, what’s the use of fooling
    Why not come up like a man?
    If you’d like to have a “lover”
    I´m for life your “Sally Ann.”
    (Reuben) Oh my goodness! oh my gracious!
    What a queer world this would be
    If the men were all transported
    Far beyond the Northern Sea
  3. (Rachel) Reuben, now do stop your teazing
    If you’ve any love for me
    I was only just a-fooling
    As I thought of course you’d see
    (Reuben) Rachel, I will not transport you
    But will take you for a wife
    We will live on “milk and honey”
    Better or worse, we’re in for life

Sung here by Fred Feild: