The Equine Paradox

From the 1905 musical “The Woggle Bug.”
Words by L. Frank Baum.
Music by Frederic Chapin.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment:


Lyrics

  1. Early morn the hunters horn
    Rings out upon the air
    Straight away we ride all day
    And never turn a hare
    The hounds all bay as if to say
    The sport is rather tame
    And we’ll admit that where we sit
    The lunch is rather lame

Refrain
Hi! Hi! Hi! Here’s the way to ride
We’re mighty quick at any trick
When on a horse astride
Our bare back feat cannot be beat
So on us keep your eye
Just note the fact our greatest act
Is Hi! Hi! Hi!

  1. Here’s a troop of cowboys
    From the wild and wooly West
    How we ride is Teddy’s pride
    As you perhaps have guessed
    To rope a steer or corral beer
    Is our supreme delight
    And when we cannot run away
    You ought to see us fight
  2. We’re a bunch of circus riders
    Just from Wankayoo
    Daring deeds at dashing speed
    We’ll now perform for you
    Your hair will surely stand on end
    We’ll thrill you through and through
    And you will wonder why in thunder
    We’re from Wankayoo
  3. We’s de weary willies
    And we always make’s a fuss
    Shoin saws to feed our jaws
    So dats a horse on us
    Our backs is broke and dats no joke
    Our nightmare is a buck
    Dough we may sigh for cake and pie
    On workin’ we ain’t stuck

Sung here by Vancha March: