I’d Rather Have a Girlie Than an Automobile

(Or anything else I know)
a popular song from 1908
words and music by William A. Dillon


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Willie Green had ev’rything
    Watch and chain and a diamond ring
    He was always hard to please
    No matter how we’d try
    His father brought him an automobile
    But he refused to go and spiel
    When Pa said, “Well, what do you want?”
    This was his reply

Refrain
“I’d rather have a girlie than an automobile
Or anything else I know
It may seem very funny, it’s the way I feel
And I just want to tell you so
All I want is a good old pal
Oh, I can have a lot of fun with any nice girl
I’d rather have a girlie than an automobile
Or anything else I know”

  1. I’m afraid of the gasoline
    Don’t know nothing about a machine
    But, when it comes to girlies
    Bill said, “I am never shy”
    Very fond of the opera heels
    Don’t care much about sprocket wheels
    But, with the girls I like to flirt
    For a lady’s man am I”

Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: