You’re A Better Man Than I Am, Gunga-Din

From the 1918 musical “Sinbad”
Words by Sam Ehrlich
Music by Nat Osborne


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by Denese Coulbeck:


Lyrics

  1. Kipling unfolded a tale that was moulded
    About Gunga Din who served in many a war
    His deeds were so daring
    He ought to be wearing a medal for every scar
    I’d love to shake him by the hand
    For he was the pride of the land

Chorus
Din Din Oh, Gunga Din
You’re a spunky flunky, Gunga Din
You were a wonder amid shot and shell
When they fell you carried water to the boys
Who shouted “Din Din Oh, Gunga Din”
You’re a hero from your toes up to your chin”
But could you live in a “two-by-four” flat?
With a wife who was grouchy and fat?
If you could do that trick without a single kick
You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din

  1. Din was no stranger at facing great danger
    His Amazon wife made “Dinny” look like a lime
    When she’d start to battle, the dishes would rattle
    And Gunga “took water” each time
    When wifie’s Ma came as a guest
    Poor Din went to war for a rest

Chorus
Din Din Oh, Gunga Din
You’re a spunky flunky, Gunga Din
You were a wonder amid shot and shell
When they fell you carried water to the boys
Who shouted “Din Din Oh, Gunga Din”
You’re a hero from your toes up to your chin”
Oh you’re a soldier Din that’s what you are
But supposing your wife declared war?
If you could dodge the cans and all the frying pans
You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: