I Love a Piano

A popular song from 1915.
words and music by Irving Berlin
requested by Danny Heller


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. As a child, I went wild, when a band played
    How I ran to the man when his hand swayed
    Clarinets were my pets, and a slide trombone
    I thought was simply divine
    But today when they play I could hiss them
    Ev’ry bar is a jar to my system
    But there’s one musical instrument that I call mine

Chorus
I love a piano, I love a piano
I love to hear somebody play
Upon a piano, a grand piano
It simply carries me away
I know a fine way to treat a Steinway
I love to run my fingers
O’er the keys, the ivories
And with the pedal I love to meddle
When Padarewski comes this way
I’m so delighted if I’m invited
To hear that long-haired genius play
So you can keep your fiddle and your bow
Give me a P-I-A-N-O, oh
Oh, I love to stop right beside an upright
Or a high toned baby grand

  1. When a green tetrazine starts to warble
    I grow cold as an old piece of marble
    I allude to the crude little party singer
    Who don’t know when to pause
    At her best I detest the soprano
    But I run to the one at the piano
    I always love the accomp’niment
    And that’s because

Sung here by Fred Feild: