National Brotherhood Week

A funny song from 1964.
Words and music by Tom Lehrer.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Oh, the white folks hate the black folks
    And the black folks hate the white folks
    To hate all but the right folks
    Is an old established rule
    But during National Brotherhood Week
    National Brotherhood Week
    Lena Horn and Sheriff Clark
    Are dancing cheek to cheek
    It’s fun to eulogize the people you despise
    As long you don’t let ’em in your school
  2. Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks
    And the rich folks hate the poor folks
    All of my folks hate all of your folks
    It’s American as apple pie.
    But during National Brotherhood Week
    National Brotherhood Week
    New Yorkers Love the Puerto Ricans
    ‘Cause it’s very chique
    Stand up and shake the hand
    Of someone you can’t stand
    You can tolerate him if you try
  3. Oh the protestants hate the catholics
    And the catholics hate the protestants
    And the hindus hate the muslims
    And everybody hates the jews
    But during National Brotherhood Week
    National Brotherhood Week
    It’s National everyone smile at
    One another-hood week
    Be nice to people who are inferior to you
    It’s only for a week so have no fear
    Be grateful that it doesn’t last all year

Sung and played here by Tom Lehrer: