A Couple of Swells

From the 1947 show “Easter Parade”.
Words and music by Irving Berlin.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. We’re a couple of swells
    We stop at the best hotels
    But we prefer the country
    Far away from the city smells
    We’re a couple of sports
    The pride of the tennis courts
    In June, July, and August
    We look cute when we’re dressed in shorts
    The Vanderbilts have asked us up for tea
    We don’t know how to get there, no siree

Chorus
We would drive up the Avenue
But we haven’t got the price
We would skate up the Avenue
But there isn’t any ice
We would ride on a bicycle
But we haven’t got a bike
So we’ll walk up the Avenue
Yes, we’ll walk up the Avenue
And to walk up the Avenue ‘swhat we like

  1. Wall Street Bankers are we
    With plenty of currency
    W’ed open up the safe
    But we forgot where we put the key
    We’re the favorite lads
    Of girls in the picture ads
    We’d like to tell you
    Who we kissed last night
    But we can’t be cads
    The Vanderbilts are waiting at the club
    But how are we to get there
    That’s the rub

Chorus
We would sail up the Avenue
But we haven’t got a yacht
We would drive up the Avenue
But the horse we had was shot
We would ride on a trolly car
But we haven’t got the fare
So we’ll walk up the Avenue
Yes, we’ll walk up the Avenue
Yes we’ll walk up the Avenue ’til we’re there


Sung here by Vancha March: