Mister Music Master Play That Rag Some Faster

A popular song from 1911
Words by Lew Brown
Music by Albert Von Tilzer


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. What’s that I hear? A strain so queer
    Can’t you understand, music’s simply grand
    And it’s just the kind that strikes my ear
    That sweet refrain drives me insane
    Please don’t hesitate, for I just can’t wait
    There it goes again
    Honey lend your ear, ain’t that music queer?
    It’s the kind that I adore
    Stand upon the floor
    Ask for one encore
    ‘Cause I want some more

Refrain:
Mister Music Master, play that rag some faster
And I’ll stick like porous plaster to my man
Oh! oh! that music’s simply grand
And you sure have got some Band, Professor
I just can’t help spieling
‘Cause that music’s so appealing
Help me lose this feeling if you can
But don’t you dare to stop
‘Cause if you do I’ll drop
We’re spinning like a top
Oh! “Flippity flop”
And I won’t stop dancing
Till I hear them playing Home Sweet Home

  1. Don’t stop that dance, I’m in a trance
    My feet won’t behave, I’m that music’s slave
    Come on honey, don’t you miss this chance
    Just grab my wrist, I won’t resist
    Watch those couples sway, see them glide away
    Let us start that twist
    Honey don’t you know that if you should go
    I would miss all this good fun
    If you love me dear
    Won’t you stay right here
    ‘Cause it’s just begun

Sung by Vancha March: