He’s Getting Too Darn Big for a One-Horse Town (IRVING BERLIN-1916)

A popular song from 1916.
Title on cover: “He’s Getting Too Darn Big for a Small Town”.
Words and Music by Irving Berlin.
Cover Art by Albert W. Barbelle.
Copyright ©30 Jun 1916.
Sheet Music from the collection of Michael Deatz.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Hiram Perkins sittin’ by the fire
    Talking to his wife
    Hollered out, “Now look-a here, Maria
    A farmer’s life was never meant for our son
    The boy is almost twenty-one
    I’ve been closely watching him of late
    And something’s gotta be done”

Chorus:
He’s getting too darn big for a small town
He ought to be in New York
He has seen a champagne cork
He’s even eating with his fork
He knows at least a dozen of “troopers”
He’s got a tie from Siegel and Cooper’s
And his name stamped in the inside of his hat
Think-a that, think-a that
Down there on Broadway is the place where he belongs
He knows “Bedelia” and the other latest songs
He’s got a watch with an open crystal
And a walking cane with a pistol
He’s getting too darn big for a one-horse town

  1. Hiram Perkins bought a railroad ticket
    On the B. and O.
    When they warned him New York town was wicked
    He said, “I know, but then my boy can hold his own
    Of late he’s actin’ too high-tone’
    Why, he combs his hair three times a day
    He even uses cologne”

Sung by Laurence Rubenstein: