Dance and Grow Thin (1917 DANCE AND GROW THIN)

A popular show and song from 1917.
Words by Irving Berlin.
Music by Geo. W. Meyer.
Cover Art by Albert W. Barbelle.
Copyright © 6 Feb 1917.
Sheet Music from the collection of Michael Deatz.

A rare instance of Irving Berlin not getting credit on the cover!


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Some folks who are stout
    Worry, there’s no doubt;
    Doctors come and shout,
    “Cut your eating out!”
    I just have to grin
    At that double chin
    Really, it’s a sin—
    They could all be thin.

CHORUS
It’s very simple if you care to try it;
A million people are reducing by it.
You needn’t bother ’bout a silly diet;
Try a One-Step or a Fox-Trot.
Go right ahead and eat a great big luncheon;
I guarantee that you will soon have one chin
Instead of two or three—
Just take a tip from me:
Dance and grow thin.

  1. Throw your diet book
    In the nearest brook;
    Chase that weary look;
    Fox-trot with your cook.
    Starving is abuse;
    There is no excuse;
    You can all reduce
    Your—well, what’s the use?

    REPEAT CHORUS

Sung by Laurence Rubenstein: