The Poor Old Man

A funny song from 1906
Words and music by Vincent Bryan


The sheet music:


Lyrics

  1. My father heard me sing a song
    Which made him awful mad
    The song declared that everybody
    Worked excepting Dad
    He said you roast the poor old man
    You haven’t much to do
    Who is it that supports you all
    Won’t you please tell me who?

Chorus:
The poor old man, the poor old man
Don’t you ever let them
Put your papa on the pan
He’s worked for you
He does the best he can
Who get’s the worst of everything?
The poor old man

  1. When you were still a baby
    And you started to boo-hoo
    Who left his bed at one o’clock
    To walk the floor with you
    And when you woke your mother
    And the neighbors too as well
    Who did they always blame it on
    When you began to yell?
  2. Who does your mother love the best
    Away down in her heart
    Who does your mother scold the worst
    Will no one take his part
    You all are willing workers
    And you never try to shirk
    But when your sisters want new hats
    Who is the one they work?
  3. There’s only one day in the year
    The old man’s in the swim
    Upon election day
    The politicians bow to him
    Who votes upon election day
    With all his fellow men
    And when he’s voted once or twice
    Who is it votes again?