From the musical “King Dodo”, 1901
Words by Frank Pixley
Music by Gustav Luders
The sheet music:
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:
Lyrics
I am the eminent Doctor Fizz
The eminent Doctor Fizz
And you can bet, I’m the best there is
With my powders and pills
I can heal all the ills
Of the people you may be sure
As long as my patient will pay the bills
There’s nothing I cannot cure
The eminent Doctor Fizz
You bet, I’m the best there is
With my powders and pills
I can conquer their ills
There is nothing I can not cure
For I am Doctor Fizz
The very best their is
For he is Doctor Fizz
The best there is, the best there is
For every species of ache and pain
Is perfectly clear to my Ferris wheel brain
Crooked records made straight
And I cure while you wait
I’m the eminent Doctor Fizz
For every species of ache and pain
Is perfectly clear to his Ferris wheel brain
Crooked records made straight
And he’ll cure while you wait,
He’s the eminent Doctor Fizz
Sung by Laurence Rubenstein: