Nothing Ever Ever Ever Hardly Ever Troubles Me

A popular song from 1908
Words by Jack Norworth
Music by Albert Von Tilzer


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by Denese Coulbeck:


Lyrics

  1. Now trouble never troubles me
    So that’s why I let trouble be
    And when I see him come
    I go the other way
    But all the other folks around this place
    Just seem to like to meet him face to face
    My motto it, “Be cheerful while you may”, for

Chorus:
Nothing ever troubles me
My life is one big jubilee
I’m always just as happy as can be
I’ve got the sweetest disposition
If I’m rich or poor it’s just the same
There’s nobody but me to blame
So nothing, ever, ever, ever
Hardly ever troubles me

  1. I haven’t any motor car
    To trouble me, so there you are
    I never fooled with stocks
    Or played an “also ran”
    And when I die, I’ll be dead quite a while
    So while I live I’m goin’ to laugh and smile
    And fool old Mister Trouble if I can, for

Sung here by Vancha March: