McGuffin’s Home Run

A comic song from 1891
Words by Bert C. Norman
Music by Gussie L. Davis


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by Benjamin R. Tubb:


Lyrics

  1. I received an invitation
    To play a game of ball
    And so I journeyed thither
    Accomp’nied by my gal
    My side was in, I went to bat
    Just like a bold dragoon
    And when the ball came near me
    Sure, I drove it to the moon
    I let the bat then quickly drop
    Then chased the bases round
    Arrived upon the home-plate
    With my limbs all safe and sound
    My side almost went crazy
    The band commenced to play
    And when I asked the reason why
    They all began to say

Chorus:
We are the people, you are the dandy
You’ve hit it a whack now which quite takes the bun
You are a beauty, you’ve done your whole duty
You’re a daisy, McGuffin
Since you made that home run

  1. Pat McCann stepped up to me then
    Says he sure you’re a king
    To see you swipe that base-ball
    Was enough to make one sing
    Come, boys, a tiger we’ll give him
    Or, sure, your heads I’ll break
    And when he dies, begorra
    We’ll give him a rousing wake
    I went to get some beer to drink
    And find a cooler place
    When “pon me soul,” a bouquet
    Struck me squarely in the face
    I stood the situation like any other man
    When Katie Duffy whispered
    As she tapped me with her fan

Sung by Laurence Rubenstein: