Love Honor and Obey

A popular song from 1916
Words by J. P. McEvoy
Music by Egbert Van Alstyne


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. When Jonesy told his wife
    That he would always wear the pants
    They got along together
    Just like Germany and France
    One day her aim was extra good
    And Jones was hauled away
    He looked like part of Belgium
    As the doctors heard him say

Chorus:
“Stop! Look! and Listen!”
You men who want to wed
It’s not all hugs and kissin’
It’s more like war instead
If you believe in “Safety First”
And battles you’d be missin’
Change “Love, Honor and Obey”
To “Stop! Look! and Listen!”
“Stop! Look! and Listen!”

  1. When Jones had grown enough of skin
    To hide the vacant spaces
    He stayed away from home
    And went to Ishka Bibble places
    And Missis Jones, with no one home
    To toss the skillets at
    Grew very sad and lonely
    As she warbled in her flat

Chorus:
“Stop! Look! and Listen!”
You girls who want to wed
It’s not all hugs and kissin’
It’s more like war instead
If hubby’s strong for “Safety First”
You soon will find him missin’
Change “Love, Honor and Obey”
To “Stop! Look! and Listen!”
“Stop! Look! and Listen!”


Sung here by Vancha March: