I Lift Up My Finger and Say “Tweet, Tweet”

A fox-trot song from 1929
Words and music by Leslie Sarony


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

Some people make a fuss when a thing goes wrong
Some start to swear and cuss, others sing a song
I don’t do either, that’s all “Taboo”
When a thing goes wrong with me, this is what I do

Chorus:
I lift up my finger and I say
“Tweet tweet, shush shush, now now, come come”
I don’t need to linger when I say
“Tweet tweet, shush shush, now now, come come”
When the baby screams and scatters my dreams
Do I start to sing or hum?
No! I lift up my finger and I say
“Tweet tweet, shush shush, now now, come come”

  1. Some people say “Tut Tut”, others say “Dash Dash”
    Some call for Beef or Mut, others Beans or Hash
    If in the hotel, waiters are slow
    Do I thunder, “Who the, what the, why the? No!