Give Me a Ukelele

(And a Ukelele Baby, and Leave the Rest To Me)
A popular song from 1926
Words and music by Lew Brown and Gene Williams


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Don’t know how to act with girls who talk Chinese
    Don’t know how to ask ’em for a hug and squeeze
    Couldn’t even be a sheik with some sweet Greek
    Don’t know how to romance with a Spanish pet
    Don’t know how to get ’em with a castanet
    I’ll admit I’m kind of slow, but oh! Oh!

Chorus:
Give me a Ukelele, and a Ukelele baby
And with my little ukin’, you kin leave the rest to me
Give me an hour daily with my little Ukelele
And I would like to bet ya, she’ll forget her family
Somehow I know, oh! oh!
She’ll be glad she met me, Oh! oh! oh!
Just you wait and see
Give me a Ukelele, and a Ukelele baby
And with my little ukin’, you kin leave the rest to me

  1. Used to practice every day but couldn’t win
    Any little baby with a violin
    Cause I always seemed to be a bit off key
    Playin’ my piano was an awful frost
    I could have a harem with the girls I lost
    Couldn’t make a hit somehow, but now, Wow!